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communistbakery:

I hate when my teachers lower my test scores… it’s so degradeing

(Source: communistbakery, via communistbakery)

tvspecial:

every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.

(Source: whiteboyfriend, via communistbakery)

*has 10 second fantasy about someone u saw in public*

(Source: guy, via crvmbling)

nintendontdodrugs:

Chris Ramsey calling out Katie Hopkins for her views on fat people.

(via crvmbling)

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

(via crvmbling)

maisonmartinmargielous:

pupjoy:

i hate when girls wear high waisted shit to hide their gut but it just makes it look like they have a gut and a fupa. who ya foolin except urself

Bitch high waisted pants make your waist look FAB and your ass look even better you can leave you basic ass bitch have fun with ya mid rise bootcut old navy clearance rack jeans hoe

(Source: codeinewarrior, via crvmbling)

aangnog:

masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most

(Source: terrakion, via spoken-not-written)